I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..

IRONY OF THE LIFE WE LIVE 1: A lawyer wants you in trouble 2: A doctor wants you sick 3: Continue Reading..

Just because I am a man doesn’t mean I should be able to kill a snake. My sister, I can Continue Reading..

Your mama so old she always say oh i am old but cant spell the word old

My guy! Perfume is important, but roll-on is importanter… and taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

We Are Best Friends Remember That When You Fall I Will Pick You Up Just After I Finish Laughing.

Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No. Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s Continue Reading..

No One Can Clean A Room Faster Than A Niqqer Who’s Wait For A Girl To Come..