Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen meat without chewing because you thought someone was coming

If sleeping is good for our brains, why is it not allowed at school…?

Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctor’s Waiting Room. The Little Girl Started Crying. Little Boy Asked Her: “Why Are Continue Reading..

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette 🚬, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re Continue Reading..

What do you call a tiger and a snowflake together? Frostbite!!!

once you see two fat people talking, just know they are discusing heavy stuff

My sisters just because God said let there be Light and Darkness when he created the earth, it doesn’t mean Continue Reading..

Her: babe I’m pregnant capital: how could you change your name without telling me? Her: babe I’m pregnant serious : Continue Reading..