Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense.” Me:”In future tense, you will go to jail

I can’t wait to tell my children that I use leg to go to school every day

Please live your lives in such a way that we are not forced to lie at your funerals.

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Height of PHYSICS A conductor kicks n old man out of bus. Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him Continue Reading..

Rich’s wife was pregnant Wife: “darling, guess what? Rich: “what?” Wife: “I went for the scan today and the scan Continue Reading..

You promising her a big wedding but you owe Vodacom R50 Airtime in advance.!!

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into Continue Reading..