*DATING A SCHOOL GIRLS* This is how I
stopped dating school girls: She came to my
place in a school uniform, looked into my
eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed
my periods.” That’s when I fainted and
woke up in a hospital. I overheard her
telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he care
so much about my school life, all I wanted to
tell him was that, I had missed my periods
for Maths and English,*(so that I could fine
time for him)* but he fainted before i could
finish.”