Joke of the day: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Then the woman’s husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little Boy says:
β€œDark in here.”

The Man says:
β€œYes, it is.”

Boy:
;I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?”

Man:
;No, thanks.”

Boy:
;My dad’s outside, I’ll call him if you don’t buy it!”

Man:
β€œOK, how much?”

Boy: 😜😜😜
β€œ$1,000.”

A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy:
β€œDark in here.”

Man:
;Yes, it is.”

Boy:
β€œI have soccer boots.”

The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy:
β€œHow much?”

The Boy says 😜😜😜
β€œ$5,000.”

The Man says:
β€œFine, I will buy them.”

A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
β€œGrab your ball and boots,
let’s go outside and have a game.”

The Boy says:
β€œI can’t, I sold them for $ 6,000.”

The Father says:😳😳😳😳😳
β€œThat’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.

I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your β€œSINS.”

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says:
β€œDark in here.”
😜😜😜😜😜

The Priest says:
β€œDon’t start that shit again!”
😜πŸ’₯🎈😜πŸ’₯🎈😜πŸ’₯🎈😜πŸ’₯🎈
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER’S HOUSE !


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