Joke of the day: πππππ
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the womanβs husband unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says:
βDark in here.β
The Man says:
βYes, it is.β
Boy:
;I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?β
Man:
;No, thanks.β
Boy:
;My dadβs outside, Iβll call him if you donβt buy it!β
Man:
βOK, how much?β
Boy: πππ
β$1,000.β
A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy:
βDark in here.β
Man:
;Yes, it is.β
Boy:
βI have soccer boots.β
The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy:
βHow much?β
The Boy says πππ
β$5,000.β
The Man says:
βFine, I will buy them.β
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
βGrab your ball and boots,
letβs go outside and have a game.β
The Boy says:
βI canβt, I sold them for $ 6,000.β
The Father says:π³π³π³π³π³
βThatβs terrible to overcharge your friends like thatβ¦ $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.
Iβm going to take you to church and make you confess your βSINS.β
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says:
βDark in here.β
πππππ
The Priest says:
βDonβt start that shit again!β
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THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHERβS HOUSE !