I think, I’m going to lose my drivers
license…
and all just because of a stupid
police officer…
The conversation went like this,
when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: “License and registration,
please, I think you are drunk!”
Me: “I assure you, I did not drink
anything.”
Officer: “Ok, let’s do a little test!
Imagine driving in the dark on a
highway at night, when you see two
lights in the distance. What is this?”
Me: “A car.”
Officer:”Of course! But which one? A
Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”
Me:”I have no idea!”
Officer:”So, you’re drunk.”
Me:”But I didn’t drink anything.”
Officer:”Okay, one more test —
Imagine, you drive in the dark on a
highway at night, and there is one
light coming at you.What is it?
Me:”A motorcycle.”
Officer:”Of course! But which one? A
Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?”
Me:”I have no idea!”
Officer:”As I suspected, you’re drunk!”
Then I started to get annoyed and
asked a counter question.
Me:”So…, counter question — You’re
driving in the dark on a highway at
night and see a woman on the
roadside. She wears a mini skirt,
fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes
and only a bra as a top. What is this?”
Officer:”A prostitute of course.”
Me:”Yes, but which one? Your
daughter, your wife or your mother?”
Things went downhill from there and
now I have a court date to attend…