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A man and his wife were in court to have a Divorce.
The problem in contention was โฆ.who should have the possession of the child.??
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and saidโฆ โMy Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labourโฆ. aloneโ.
The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said ..
โMy lord ..I have a question, โฆ.when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machineโฆ..โ?
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๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Court adjourned.