I canโ€™t laugh alone ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
A man and his wife were in court to have a Divorce.
The problem in contention was โ€ฆ.who should have the possession of the child.??
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and saidโ€ฆ โ€œMy Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labourโ€ฆ. aloneโ€.
The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said ..
โ€œMy lord ..I have a question, โ€ฆ.when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machineโ€ฆ..โ€?
๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ณ
๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿ™„Court adjourned.


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