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When u are being beaten up in a fight and then someone shouts “let them fight” ` ` Bro u Continue Reading..

Cant wait for valentine’s day to see short girls wearing red outfits looking like fire extinguishers

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ZCC chicks are Hot Jealous down . Until One of them burps in the taxi… Then the taxi starts smelling Continue Reading..

Teacher : “Who is the president of South Africa?” Children : “Shaka Zulu.” Teacher : “Correct, and the minister off Continue Reading..

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Fake Friends – Never ask for food.. Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food! ~•~ Fake Friends Continue Reading..