A woman called the police
station last Saturday evening
and said, “My husband has
gone out with a girlfriend
and right now am going after
them. I have a gun and when
I find them, I will kill both of
them right away”. The police
asked, “Where exactly have
they gone?”.
Woman: They went to watch
a certain Comedian show.
The police rushed quickly and
went to the place and made
sure they arrived earlier than
the woman. When they
reached the place, they took
the mic from the Comedian
and started announcing, “If
there is a married man here
and has come with a
girlfriend, you must leave
immediately. Your wife is
coming right now with a gun
to shoot both of you dead”.
The police were surprised
that the door became too
small as everyone was
running out and the show
ended because even the
Comedian himself ran out!!!