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I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license… and all just because of a stupid police officer… The conversation Continue Reading..

Cockroaches Love attention 😞 . . i mean . why do they only come out when we have visitors ?

Apparently there are disagreements of Zuma’s retirement package. They offered him $800,000 but he refused saying that he wants something Continue Reading..

Waiter: What’s your order sir? Me: 1 kadhai paneer and 3 butter naan. Waiter: and what do you like in Continue Reading..

It’s hard to be a man No make up, no weave…If you are ugly, you are ugly

Him : Bae Why do u call me with Private? Her : Ohh sorry Bbe Hangup and let me call Continue Reading..

Real men don’t play temple and run in their phones,,, they just go to the zoo, open the lion’s cage, Continue Reading..