‘Stop telling jokes dad ‘{Son} Nah I already made you{Dad}

Being famous on social media is like being rich on monopoly, its not real calm down..!

From next year…. My mouth would not touch alcohol again I would be using straw… Am I communicating

Her: when am i gonna see u again? . Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake

bank teller: Sir your bank account is overdrawn. Me: so are your eyebrows.

Jerry Seinfeld I’m left-handed. Left-handed people do not like that the word ‘left’ is so often associated with negative things: Continue Reading..

I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in Continue Reading..

You cheat on my homie I tell him ASAP. He cheats on you thats none of my business