You can’t be born in February and be normal, because the month itself is not complete

In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays My Brother You Must Be Alright Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically Motorcally, and Walletically….

if u dn’t like me, Then buy a map get a CAR nd Go to HELL :p

If u see guards guarding any goverment building during working hours, tell them the thieves are already inside

Go To The Nearest Somalian Supermarket And Make Him Angry , You Will Hear Him Saying “Am Not Your Friend Continue Reading..

am i the only one who wipes the floor with the dish cloth while no1 is watching…?

If your girlfriend don’t get on your nerves it’s because she’s stressing her other boyfriend out

When ever the church wifi is off I come back home early✊😂