I have a date tonight with my bed totally gonna sleep together

Girls have this tendency of slapping guys when they are mad Never try that white movie thing on me I Continue Reading..

if He Doesn’t Get Angry When You Refuse To Give Him “🍑” , Be Worried My Sister !!

Double heart attack message from my girl to me today: 1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.😳😳😳 2nd Continue Reading..

My phone is saying no service does dat mean no church today

I remember sitting in class during my final year in varsity and thinking to myself that everyone in this class Continue Reading..

Sometimes their life is not better than yours. Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..

My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying “This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge and it’s working just Continue Reading..