Never force children to Pray.
At
dinner, …
A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer…:
BOY: But i dont know how to
pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and
neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY: “Dear Lord..”
he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice
cream.
Bless them so they won’t come
again.
Forgive our neighbour’s
son, who always remove
my sister’s clothes and wrestle with her on her
bed.
This coming Christmas, please
send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry!
…and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use
mom’s
room when daddy is at work!
°°°AMEN°°°°
………Dinner was cancelled!
Don’t be selfish,
Please ‘share’ the fun!
Hahahaha