Broke boyfriend favorite line “when will you come to see me” That donkey won’t surprise you by saying bae be Continue Reading..

In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio . I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Continue Reading..

During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power.

Just because you fried some eggs now you want to be a chef

Girls will argue with you for 30mins straight and then be like ” I’m not even gonna argue with you”

Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting. 1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping” Continue Reading..

Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born Cute not rich

When he’s busy explaining how her last girlfriend played him, I just act surprised as if am not gonna do Continue Reading..