Girls with big boobs are more cheerful and friendly but the ones with small boobs are rude and naturally wicked!!!! Continue Reading..

When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY. If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. Continue Reading..

Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today? . Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English

Those girls that put their whole stomach in leggins…. are u a kangaroo?

Mom on Christmas: “Take screwdriver unscrew TV and take out custard and mayonnaise” Me: 😲😳

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called “hearing?”

My Doctor Told me that Im Left with 1 Month To Live . I Killed him and the Judge gave Continue Reading..

Angry wife: “I should have married the devil,he would make a better husband than you.” Hubby:”they would have arrested you!!marriage Continue Reading..