Public Service Announcement If the relationship started this year 2018, then it is not eligible for Valentine’s gifts and spoiling…… Continue Reading..

Someone in mzanzi is busy walking around with a guitar coz he/she is an upcoming artist Like no wait ….have Continue Reading..

sometimes we reply because we opened the message by mistake

Cute Waitress – What will you have sir? Me- A coffee and your phone number.

it Doesn’t Matter if You Don’t Smoke Or You Don’t Drink , Okusalayo You Also Gonna Die You Healthy Bastard

WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!! *Our Phones ~ Wireless *Cooking ~ Fireless *Cars ~ Keyless *Food ~ Fatless *Tyres ~ Continue Reading..

FOR MEN ONLY When you marry a woman, Her mother becomes your mother-in-LAW, Her father becomes your father-in-LAW, Her brother Continue Reading..

My shoes👞size is 7 but after cutting My Nalis I noticed that i wear size 5 😂