A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I’m the Continue Reading..

Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that my crush can bath in front of me.

If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks, sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐

Her : Baby Is Too Cold And I Didn’t Wear My Jacket Me : Sorry Babe But At Least You Continue Reading..

A Little Girl was asking Her Teacher Girl:”Can my Mom get Pregnant?” Teacher:”How old is your Mother? Girl:”she’s 40 years Continue Reading..

BREAKING NEWS!!! A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel this afternoon was at a very high speed along bulawayo Continue Reading..

My neighbour’s Kia Picanto is stuck….. Anyone with a FILA sneaker, please come and tow it

Dear Death English Says”Ladies First” Plz Follow That Rule Too