Bra Solly walked in a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman.

“Please give me 250g steak and pap and give everyone 500g steak and pap because when I eat I want everyone else to eat as well!”
The barman gave him his meal and everyone else theirs. When they finished their meal he shouted another order.

“Give me a bottle of brandy and everyone else a bottle of whisky (johhnie walker black) because when I drink I want everyone to drink”.

Everyone was happy and they started singing Bra Solly’s praises saying SOLLY is the man!!

When Solly finished his drink he shouted again,

“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meal and drinks I want everyone to pay for theirs!”

Bra Solly will be buried this coming Saturday!