No matter how good/cute you look girl, you cant compete with the girl he loves

What did the buffalo say to his son at dropoff? Bison

Having a kid is like having a little broke friend

hugging a tall person feels like placing Tupperware on top of the fridge

This winter I’m not dating anyone, I’m tired of losing my jackets

hate people who use big English words to make us feel perspicacious

Don’t Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle, Nobody Will feed you, If You Go Broke

You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but Continue Reading..