Dear ladies Please match your makeup with your neck. You can’t be Rihana and Zodwa at the same time.

Valentines is coming and short girls will be out there wearing red dresses … And be looking like fire extinguishers.

Mom: I love you son.. Son: I disagree a little but I love you too.. Mom: Why son?.. Son: Why Continue Reading..

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I Continue Reading..

That moment when you eat soft porridge with fork and knife and everyone at Breakfast table stares at you like Continue Reading..

Never look back unless there’s an attractive stranger behind you!

Have you ever looked at somebody’s really good looking and be like: “Nah, you too nice for me, you gonna Continue Reading..

The difference between your mother tears and your girlfriends tears your mother’s tears effect your heart and your girlfriends tears Continue Reading..