An older retired guy and a young kid entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the young guy Continue Reading..

Her: babe I’m pregnant capital: how could you change your name without telling me? Her: babe I’m pregnant serious : Continue Reading..

Today my Neighbour was Baking Scones . It was Nice Playing With Her Kids . you must Love Kids guys

I’ve always wanted to spin around in a chair and say: “I’ve been expecting you..

Don’t play with a girl’s heart! She’s got only one. Always try to play with her t**s! she’s got two Continue Reading..

Me:mom our kettle is not working we should throw it at the dump site Mom:why? Me:because its useless Mom:wena did Continue Reading..

Why did the broom came late? It over swepted

Real men will put their clothes on first then put lotion on the remaining visible parts.