After Covid-19 I won’t have time for Milk I’ll eat Corn Flakes with Savannah I’m thirsty guys

I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money anyway happy mothers day I love Continue Reading..

My gf caught me kissing her sister….. She is now boiling water… I think she’s making tea for us

Interviewer:How much milk do these cows give? Farmer:Which one,the Black one or the Brown one? Interviewer:The Brown one Farmer:A couple Continue Reading..

Can I sell my feelings on Gumtree I dont want them anymore.

Just imagine when you crack a joke for your girlfriend. . Then you hear me laughing under Continue Reading..

My Ex works in a pharmacy, so whenever I want to spoil her mood I just go there and buy Continue Reading..

When the cameraman is your boyfriend you appear more frequently on the church screen than the preacher