I actually talked to a “female” today Am I still a virgin?

Wife ,,..why didn’t you pick my phone . . . . I was dancing on my ringtone

Mom : go Wash The Fish That I Brought From The Market Me : Woah WTF!!!!! Mom : What That Continue Reading..

•●~ Babiie .. Even After Our Breakup. I Use To Check Your Profile. Oh! No No. ! Not Because I’m Continue Reading..

The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.

Don’t Trust A Sweet Voice On A Phone I’ve Seen Miracles

It costs R0.00 to tell your chick she looks beautiful everyday . . . . Even though she looks like Continue Reading..

Stomach Running is Just Like WI-FI, The More You Get Closer To The Toilet, The More The Signal Become Stronger