This policeman vowed that he
must extract at least 50bob from
this driver. After checking all his
particulars and saw that the man
had everything OK. The
policeman looked at the car boot
and saw a he goat that the man
bought for Xmas. “What about
that goat” the policeman asked.
the driver submitted the purchase
receipt. When the policeman
knew not what to ask for again,
he kept quiet for about 10
seconds, then asked, “what of the
birth certificate of the goat”