When bae helps you with your school assignment and then you get zero (0%)

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Some Girls Are Fine From Far But When You Get Close, They Are Far From Fine..

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Happiness Is Switching Off The Bathroom Light While There’s Someone Inside!!!

If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse, Drake takes money & cars from people.

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