Me: can I buy you a drink?? Her: no alcohol is bad for my legs Me: do they swell Her: Continue Reading..

My biggest fear is pronouncing the word “HUAWEI” in public !!

Forcing your partner to block someone on social media doesn’t Change how your partner feels about that person.

Funny Definitions: Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk. Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox. Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking Continue Reading..

My granny decided to hide the bread from me today😒… so I also hid her false teeth😏…. I guess no Continue Reading..

Dating a virgin is funny You touch her nose then… she be like “bae im afraid i will get pregnant”

Real men always gives half of their salaries to their woman but real woman always rejects the money

In A Routine Checkup Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.” Engineer: “Ok” Nurse: Continue Reading..