Last Night i Opened all the Doors and Windows to Let Mosquitoes in, i Then closed The Doors and Windows Continue Reading..

Meanwhile At The ATM – Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ? – Her : Continue Reading..

{If you’re a 35+ Man} It’s time to leave these young girls alone.. Get a woman who understands the signs Continue Reading..

: full tank is calling you : what? When you go outside you find you boyfriend wearing Diesel label from Continue Reading..

Jack goes to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night Continue Reading..

Mother in law asks her son’s wife: “why all the children don’t resemble their father?” She replies: “What i have Continue Reading..

My mom busy telling people I can fix phones just because I took hers off from flight mode.

Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?” Wife: “Ohh! So Continue Reading..