The doctor said I must not carry anything heavy. So now I sit down when I pee

Don’t get it twisted, Mzansi girls date who they love and end up marrying who is Ready. So bro’s forget Continue Reading..

Buying data is what’s stopping us from becoming millionaires

Him:Why don’t you want to be on top Her:am afraid of heights

Then we have those girls that will rip off your shirt during foreplay coz they saw it on a movie Continue Reading..

Her: wat are you drinking Me: tea Her: yoh with this sun Mr: nope with a cup

Feelings are just like Visitors they Come and Go.

*Sweet mistake* I wanted to send sms to my wife dat ‘I love you’. I mistakenly sent it to my Continue Reading..