(Pushing my son in his stroller) beautiful lady: aww aren’t you adorable! how old are u? Me: 30 Lady:I was Continue Reading..

When i Visit A Doctor 😌 , i Will Give Him My Phone To Guess My Password 😒 .. if Continue Reading..

keep playing your boyfriend like football , let another girl catch him like a goalkeeper , you will regret watching Continue Reading..

Teacher: Okay, class. Pass your drawings.(A boy passed a blank paper) . Teacher: Huh? Where’s your drawing? What did you Continue Reading..

My favourite memory of my ex is when she left 💕

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that Continue Reading..

Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN? -Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man? – How come Lipstick doesn’t Continue Reading..

Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours Brain: She’s probably cheating on you Me: No, I bet she’s Continue Reading..