Q: Mummy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf? A: Now stop talking about that and Continue Reading..

Ask your girlfriend to come and visit you she will demand for transport money, but let someone tell her that Continue Reading..

Her : bbe I Think um pregnant Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant. Then she Continue Reading..

If I owe you money and you find me eating at steers🍔🍟🍕 Just know that I’m eating leftovers😑 I have Continue Reading..

When they answer the phone white’s: Hello !! BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..

The problem with Beautiful girls is that they think every guy wants them

I’ve just killed a mosquito that bitten Me 5 years Ago 😬 . That N*gga thought I forgot his face

My parents haven’t apologize to me for making me ugly