A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. “A police car has just called at the Hamilton’s’ house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having sex.” Hearing this, the boy’s parents shot bolt upright. “How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?” “Because their kid is standing on the balcony too.”
Related Posts
Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Continue Reading..
A big benefit of being sarcastic is you can be openly mean and people still think you are being funny
It’s only African people that can go to the butchery, and buy bones. . Then go home, and begin to Continue Reading..
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under Continue Reading..
Define A True Music Lover? A Girl Singing In The Bathroom While Taking The Bath And Boy Near Keyhole Is Continue Reading..
If children of israel were like girls of today while crossing the red sea, they would have spent the whole Continue Reading..
Kiss can remove anger, but too much kiss can remove clothes
This thing of the sun coming out at 5am and liquor stores open is 9am is not fair.😶