if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough , I wanna be your ringtone too

Dear bae ● Laѕт Weeĸ I bought KFC you made it Cнιcĸen Sтew, I kept quiet ● I bought Pιzza Continue Reading..

“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight, There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”

By the time COVID19 is ending, most of you will forget how to draw your eyebrows..! ☝😏

Never introduce yourself to a lifestyle you can’t afford. Remember you have a life to live NOT a community to Continue Reading..

White kid : Sorry mom I’ll try harder next term Black kids: ahh but I’m not the only one who Continue Reading..

Yesterday my boss sent me to buy a 2litre of milk Then I found out only 1litres available, and turned Continue Reading..

That moment when electricity comes back while you’re naked outside trying to lock🔐the gate..!