decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire..

Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense🤔.” Me:”In future tense, you will go to jail

DECEMBER is Around The Corner 😠😡 , Now I’ll Be Forced To Take A Bath Each And Everyday 😓😏 .. Continue Reading..

Announcement we will get rich soon 😍 . . . . . . Only money is missing

My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh

Men will be Men: Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working. I Continue Reading..

TEMBISA to Joburg=32 km Joburg to TEMBISA =32 Km 👍 . Monday to Friday =5 days Friday to Monday =2 Continue Reading..

Mr. Jones is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his Continue Reading..