So I just met this beautiful girl in the taxi
carrying a laptop…so..I had to make a plan yabo
yokumngena
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Me:”hello there beautiful… I see you’re busy on
your laptop…what are you doing vele?
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Her:”oh I’m just busy making a research about
men from different ethnic groups who are good
in bed..manje so far I’ve researched four groups
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Me”ohh..okay so what have you found out so
far?
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Her”I found out that Basotho men last longer in
bed…and Zulu’s are good at serenating and
flirting with a woman..the Boers are good kissers
and that Venda’s have big amazing dick….eish
sorry..here I am busy talking too much.. Konje
you said your name was again? .
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Me:”ohh..well my name is Brian Shaka Van
wyk…but my friends call me Azwindini