I just found my cousin’s SIM CARD who died 4 years ago I’m thinking of Texting his girlfriend and say”Guess Continue Reading..

My neighbour’s son just gave me a grade 1 maths to solve. . Please pray for me because I’m about Continue Reading..

Don’t play with a girl’s heart! She’s got only one. Always try to play with her t**s! she’s got two Continue Reading..

You must have at least one Gown in life. Graduation Gown, if you don’t have wedding gown, if you don’t Continue Reading..

Women don’t want us looking in their handbags because that’s where they keep the secret to winning arguments.

Apparently Girls have three type of panties: ‘Just panties, Period panties and He is coming panties🥴

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Three fastest forms of communications: 1. telephone. 2. television. 3. tell-a-woman. If you want it even faster, tell her not Continue Reading..