If you have a happy relationship, then it’s obvious that you’re dating the wrong person

Girls without stretch marks think they are related to those dolls they use in shops to advertise clothes

Ronnie : “daddy can i go to 50cent’s concert?” – Dad : “sure my son…here is R1 take your sister Continue Reading..

Jack’s in the bathroom and His wife shouts to him “Did you find the shampoo?” Jack says, “yes but it’s Continue Reading..

Two Rules Of A Man’s Life: 1. They Never Flirt With Any Unknown Lady. 2. They Never Consider Any Lady Continue Reading..

They should have allowed me to study Medicine with my 30% in Maths. I was only going to focus on Continue Reading..

My future wife thinks she’ll marry a rich guy with a six pack can you please help me laugh at Continue Reading..

Not every friend request is a friend request… some are surveillance cameras