Seeing A Couple Passing in Front Of My Home Makes Me Wanna Release My Dogs .. Like Why They Didn’t Continue Reading..

his is why I don’t like abbreviations. My neighbour, a sexy lady, texted me : *i need your dic fo Continue Reading..

Dating uneducated man is not a problem, a problem comes when you try to text him” goodnight honey”, & he Continue Reading..

When a short person wave at you It’s called a microwave

If your girlfriend don’t get on your nerves it’s because she’s stressing her other boyfriend out

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and Continue Reading..

Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?” – Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in Continue Reading..

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