One Day, While A Woodcutter Was Cutting A Branch Of A Tree Above A River, His Axe Fell Into The River.

When He Cried Out, The Lord Appeared And Asked: “Why Are You Crying?”

The Woodcutter Replied: “His Axe Has Fallen Into Water, And He Needed The Axe To Make His Living”

The Lord Went Down Into The Water And Reappeared With A Golden Axe.

The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Axe?”

The Woodcutter Replied: “No”

The Lord Again Went Down And Came Up With A Silver Axe.

The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Axe?”

Again, The Woodcutter Replied: “No”

The Lord Went Down Again And Came Up With An Iron Axe.

The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Axe?”

The Woodcutter Replied: “Yes”

The Lord Was Pleased With The Man’s Honesty And Gave Him All Three Axes To Keep, And The Woodcutter Went Home Happy.

Some Time Later The Woodcutter Was Walking With His Wife Along The Riverbank, And His Wife Fell Into The River.

When He Cried Out, The Lord Again Appeared And Asked Him: “Why Are You Crying?”

The Woodcutter Replied: “Oh Lord, My Wife Has Fallen Into The Water”

The Lord Went Down Into The Water And Came Up With Angelina Jolie

The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Wife?”

The Woodcutter Cried: “Yes”

The Lord Was Furious. “You Lied! That Is An Untruth”

The Woodcutter Replied: “Oh, Forgive Me, My Lord. It Is A Misunderstanding. You See, If I Had Said ‘No’ To Angelina Jolie, You Would Have Come Up With Aishwarya Rai. Then If I Said ‘No’ To Her, You Would Have Come Up With My Wife. Had I Then Said ‘Yes’ You Would Have Given Me All Three. Lord, I Am A Poor Man, And Am Not Able To Take Care Of All Three Wives, So That’s Why I Said ‘Yes’ To Angelina Jolie”

Moral Of The Story: “Whenever A Man Lies, It Is For A Good And Honorable Reason, And For The Benefit Of Others.