Our Father
Who art in Valentine’s day
Hallow be thy dates
Thy Gifts and Kisses
Thy will be handed out
As we watch pure sadness
Give us the luck
Find the date’s before 14th
And forgive us for rejecting other kids
As we forgive those who shapa us with Stena
Lead us not into single world
Deliver us from cheating
For thy is the reason
Wr stay single forever and ever AMEN