Kissing a short person is like drinking water from the tap

Maths teacher:If I have five bottles in one hand, and six In the other, what do I have??? Tebza:Drinking problem Continue Reading..

When u try to apologize to your 2001 girlfriend Babe I’m so sorry Her:mxm Buzz off ….dont talk to me Continue Reading..

Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron

TEACHER: Rainbow come take your paper you got 13%.. . CLASS: *laughs* . TEACHER: He’s the highest . CLASS: *silence*

This Guy posted: you are 24 and yet you don’t have a degree. What’s your plan? . I commented: TO Continue Reading..

My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue stick. She still isn’t Continue Reading..

One day a woman got pregnant for 9 months and gave birth to this idiot who’s going to skip this Continue Reading..