When my siblings make me angry, I look at them through the fork and pretend they’re in jail It Continue Reading..

Everytime When I Think About Trusting My Family I Remember They Once Let Me Wear Formal Shoes With A Tracksuit..

When I die please don’t let people come see me in the coffin coz am shy I’ll end up laughing

I told a zulu-girl that I want to take her to cinema and she said you know what “I hate Continue Reading..

If I say “Text me when you get here” and you you decide too call, You will keep calling until Continue Reading..

Apart from Castle Lite and Facebook Lite – Which other beer do you know??

English is so f***ed up how can you drink a drink But you can’t food a food

Long distance Relationship is nice you just text “I wish you were here” then you go to cheat in peace..!