You are online i am online you know what does that mean?? We are sleeping alone no bae

My bae’s phone always has an aeroplane symbol at the top😘 I think she want to be a pilot

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.

Little Johnny walks into his mother’s room and catches her topless. ”Mommy, Mommy, what are those?” he says pointing to Continue Reading..

Whn U Thought U Have An Important Message Thn Boom💥 “Say Hi To Your New Facebook Friend”

ANNOYING 8 YEARS OLD SON. Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a soft drink Son:- Coke or Pepsi? Continue Reading..

If u don-t have a girlfriend u wil miss something in Life.. if u Have a GF then u will Continue Reading..

You’re Single at the age of 35 yet you still ask guys “Where did you get my number?” 😟😟 _ Continue Reading..