Once she starts replying your calls like ‘eeeeeesh helo’ bro just know that your days are numbered😂

I can remove your sadness and your clothes

So with a criminal record you can “VOTE”✍🏿 for the government But you can’t “WORK” for them

Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke 🙄 . What if you woke up in Dubai ,, where will you Continue Reading..

As long as i work at the mortuary No girl will be burried as a virgin..

A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer. “May I see your driver’s license?” Continue Reading..

Wife was driving….. Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?” Wife – “What do you Continue Reading..

. I got a dig bick 2. You that read wrong 3. You read that wrong too 4. You checked Continue Reading..