I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I Continue Reading..

My English is perfect when I’m speaking it silently but once I open my mouth… I didn’t could😑

“It’s over between us” these words will make you search for your shoes in the fridge! 😢

Bae: Baby Can you take a bullet for me??? Me: My religion said I shud nt take what doesn’t belong Continue Reading..

*My friend invited me to a wedding and while sitting I whispered to a person sitted next to me:* *ME* Continue Reading..

Find your birth month, day and year and then form a sentence . Jan : I need Feb : I Continue Reading..

GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine . Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry. . Guy: Goalposts Continue Reading..

*_SMOKING WEED CANNOT STOP ME FROM ADVISING YOU_* *_YOU SEE, NO MATTER HOW POOR YOUR FATHER IS, LOVE HER, SHE Continue Reading..