Dear: Bae 😝😘💏🔐 – You Can’t Just Dump Me😂 I Won’t Believe You. So I Want The Following Things: – Continue Reading..

Imagine dating someone who doesn’t know where Johnnie Walker is going.

If I owe you money and you find me eating at steers🍔🍟🍕 Just know that I’m eating leftovers😑 I have Continue Reading..

I will never in my life fight with anybody when there is no third party to separate us. | almost Continue Reading..

Don’t be a baby… If she mentions that parents won’t be home, you know she’s not throwing a party but Continue Reading..

Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”. – Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up” – Continue Reading..

On the 31st December, I hired 20 people on my non existant company, bcos I was drunk. Now they keep Continue Reading..

I have decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because all it was doing was gathering dust.