Dear GIRLS…! When a guy adds u on facebook, it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband…That’s y its called a frnd request… not a proposal !!!…And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status…he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …When a guy likes ur picture, that…means he likes ur picture not you so stop getting over excited

English is so f***ed up
how can you drink a drink
But you can’t food a food

Some of y’all complaining about thirsty men in your dm.
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Put some clothes on and remove the filters. I promise you, they will stop..!

Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen meat🍗 without chewing because you thought that someone was coming.
Very very painful..!

Tell the devil that today is not your day, and tomorrow is not looking good either.

I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.

Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!

Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!

This might work:
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At the start of a relationship, partner’s should disclose all their cousins..!

When they realize cutting you off was not a smart idea,
an apology come in the form of..: “Hey” 🙄

A Girl on Facebook posted: “My ex dumped me & 2weeks later he got engaged” Someone commented: “Atleast you made it to the semi-finals”..!

Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??

Every time you meet us, “it’s am asking for R2, am asking for a R5..”
These are ‘tollgate’ manners that’s why people avoid you..!

Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?