1: So this is what I have been missing since
Omo, see fine girls for Christ Embassy, they give out their numbers easily😋🤗
I no dey go Catholic church again
🙅‍♂🙅‍♂

2: Some Churches and their funny prayers “Which one is Lord crucify me with your anointing”
🙆‍♂😂🤣

3: I don’t want my family to Judge the way I eat, so I walk pass them with 2 slices🍞 of bread in my plate and 17 in my pocket
🚶😂🤣

4: Ladies, if he is cheating on you, put some bricks inside your pillow and tell him you want to do pillow fight with him
😂🤣

5: Girls with K-leg be like “God direct my step”
Sister to what?🤔🤷‍♂
Latitude or Longitude
🙄😂🤣

6: “I spent on him, I spent him”
Nigerian girls after buying you 3-in-1 singlet and one packet of shaving stick
Mtcheww🙄🙆‍♂🤣

7: Dating so many girls is just a way of confusing the enemies from attacking your main girl
But girls won’t understand this
🙄😏🤗

8: You see my six packs and muscles💪then you think I got your back in a fight
Lol..These things are for Instagram, don’t get yourself Killed
😂🤣

9: Today our pastor asked us to do something CRAZY for God
So I went out and Off the Church generator
🙄🚶🚶

10: If you don’t wanna visit him, tell him straight up!
Which one is “I can’t come again ooo my dad is angry with my mum;