Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
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Guess what did he ask next….
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Ish mei aur colour dikhayiye.
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santa & banta raat me
santa: yar bahut garmi lag rahi hai.
banta: han yar agar din hota to kisi ped ki chhaya me hi baith jate.
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Santa biwi k office gaya,
Biwi boss ki god me baithi thi,
Santa(ghusse se)
Chal Pammi, esi jagah kam nahi karna jaha staff k liye chair tak na ho.
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Santa takes blade n writes his grlfrnd’s name on his arms & 5mint baad jor jor se rota hai
Banta: kyu ro rha hai
santa:abey, spelling galat ho gyi
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SANTA-Agar Nariyal K Ped Pe Chad Jaun To Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh
Jayegi
BANTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena,To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.
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Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?
Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu
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Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke…
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Banta-age kya hua?
Santa-kya hona tha chalana nehi ata tha wapas aagaya.
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Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java? . .
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Sardar ji : . . . . . Marjava&Mitjava.
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Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator? . .
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Think.. . . .
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He want to hear some cool Music..
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
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Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
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Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs&marriage age 21yrs?
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Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai,
lekin biwi ko nahi.
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Santa kaafi time baad pind geya,
Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea:
Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
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Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa..
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Santa-Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
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Banta-I Forgot The Name,
But Its Starts With ‘T’
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Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,
Tea Se Start Hoti Hai!
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Teacher-Edison cut his Dad’s Cherry Tree,
but he told Truth dat he cut it,
His father didnt do anything why?
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Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!
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One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go.
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You do ur job.
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Always dont expect jokes on him.
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Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola
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isko to kahin dekha h.. o!
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yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h,
jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha.
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