“Babe, I will die for you, I will take a bullet for you”….. Says your boyfriend who urinates in a Continue Reading..

When I’m Drunk🍺 I Become Very Alert👀… Before Crossing The Road I Look Left⬅ And Right ➡ For Cars🚗 And Continue Reading..

If you don’t own anything ‘Made in China’ please leave my page. You are too rich!

Son:dad what is a man dad:a man is someone who is responsible and cares for the family son:one day i Continue Reading..

What are the perks of living alone? Its always ur turn to do the dishes.

If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send someone else to pick it up for me.

The Problem with Ugly people is that they expect too Much from the Camera

The reason we don’t like taking our girlfriend or wife to a braai where there are female friends we grew Continue Reading..